Now is the posting of the highly anticipated CLASSIC QUOTES OF 2D by everyone...
muahaha..

not in any order***
and when reading , to achieve the best entertaining level, read in the tone as the one who says the quote....eg use mrs look's tone when u read quote of mrs look.

during La lessons, about song sharing

Mrs Look:
This song is better than those screaming LOVE IS A LIE LIE LIE or SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP!

Mrs Look:( to weikai)
U better look like you are suffering this punishment or you will continue standing.

Weikai response:
Owww.....teacher my leg very pain.

Mrs look: (again)
My husband will freak out if i am a man

Mrs look: ( again x2) (( to pengfei))
Go to the toilet now and let your hair obey the law of gravity.
{ when pengfei come back after hours in the toilet wit this hair almost untouched}
mrs look: Newton will flip in his grave.


YUde: ( when receiving a paper)
Is this the real one??? { rmb use yude's tone}
Mrs look: this is a bluff one................................................wad a stupid question.

Mrs GOhh: ( to minghao and chinhong)
LEt ME SEE YOUR finGERNAILS.
{ chinhong and minghao extends their horrible longy fingernails}
MRS Gohh:
YALL ah..............................GO N BITE!

Mrs Look:
I think i am highly visible..


Mrs Look:
What is the noble reason of your existence??

Mrs Lim: (when teachin about carbon monoxide)
"......Firstly your car must be a car."

Mrs gohh:
APparent depth is apparent depth!!!!!

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during malay lesson

pls note that all questions below are suppose to be in malay..
but i dunno how to say the malay version.

Mdm yatimah: What day is yesterday??
2Dejavuian answers: RAMBUTAN.

Mdm yatimah: HOw is the weather?
wenjing: SUSU.....
Mdm yatimah: WAD SUSU!! u noe wad is SUSU??? SUSU IS MILK!

Mdm yatimah: Where do you stay?
SAmuel: TERIH MA KASIH


Mdm yatimah: NO 讲华语！( NO jiang3 hua2 yu3 >>>in case u cant read in chinese)

during malay lesson throw-ball-at-you-u-answer session

Bernard: SAMUEL , I CHOOOSE YOU!!!! ( throws ball***)
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mrs look again...

MRS LOOK: ( when explaining about the letter writing to ms ek about mediacorp cooming to our sch to film about our sch)
You dun tell Ms ek if River valley is round triangle or square.

mrs look: ( showing us a model letter to ms ek from shao xun in 2A)
Tell me why i should even penalise him??
2D chorus: HANDWRITING!!!!!

from xiaobo's( i think) proposal letter to ms ek: Activities to be included in the film is students running around the track during PE lesson.

Mrs look: NOW LISTEN TO THE SONG I AM A ROCK
weikai: I AGREE

mrs look: now stop distracting me.
YUDe: BUT WE ARE NOT DISTRACTING you.....
mrs look: -.- u shuddup.

Mrs look: ( to francis standing outside window...swaying)
NOw stop swaying left to right because you are sending signals that the SUMMER BREEZE IS BLOWING IN YOUR EARS.....YOU ARE RELAXING THIS PUNISHMENT.

Mrs look: Tell me sth abt teenager.
Weikai: WE ARE CUTE!

Mrs Lim:
" i am not a sex therapist, I AM A BIOLOGIST."

Yingwai: （saying abt wenjing)他在他家马桶钓鱼。
wenjing: 啊，你家马桶有鱼啊？

francis: 我弟弟会钓鱼。
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 那种magnet de...

Mrs look: Meilin set up my throne.
Meilin: your throne??? oh yea. its ready your majesty.

Mrs Lim: ME no niao1 ( stingy in hokkien)

mrs look: the emotionally mature must forgive..but cannot forget..
(points at weikai or yude who nvr do sth ..cant rmb) YOU LIAR!!!( refers to weikai...or issit yude?)


Mrs look: YOU WILL PEE IN YOUR PANTS.


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the end. :D enjoy. reminisce.